Don’t Vote for Jefferson 2028

Reasons NOT to Vote for Me
for President of the United States
of America in 2028:

1. I don’t want the job.

   Being President of the United States of America is a difficult job with long hours and unparalleled responsibilities. I’d like a stable and comfortable life where I can spend more time with my family and friends.

2. I don’t want to be an employee of the American People.

3. I think America will be better as an underdog. (USA, USA, Number Two, Number Two!)

4. I think there should be Five branches of Government rather than Three.