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Don’t Vote
for Jefferson

President
of The
United States of
America
2024.

Technically, I’m not even running.

I should explain myself. I will be starting a Future SuperPAC dedicated to preventing the Presidency of Jefferson Thomas Freeman.

My ascension to the oval is all but inevitable and who knows, perhaps You will be able to stop fate, after all the future is kind of hazy these days.

That’s why I am asking for your help by not writing my name on the write-in line for President of the United States of America on the 2024 ballot. Not in the primary and definitely not in the general election. No matter what disinformation or just regular information you expose yourself to between now and then, just remember that I am the wrong choice.

pledge not to vote for me in 2024.

It’s actually unclear if I am even allowed to be President of the United States of America in 2025 when I’ll be inaugurated after a constitutional crisis involving the Supreme Court and all 50 state legislatures. You see these are the Job requirements for the President in this US Constitution:

No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States.

Unfortunately, I attain to the age of thirty five years between the 2024 Presidential Election and the 2025 Presidential Inauguration. So when I win, it’s unclear if it’s even allowed and you can bet your bottom dollar that a lot of these kooks and goons do in fact rightfully protest my Presidency before it even begins. This Constitution isn’t clear as to when the President must have attained to the age of thirty five years.
By the time they announce their candidacy for the office? By the time they win the election? Or by the time they are inaugurated?

I don’t really want to deal with any of it, the legal battles, the pundits, the rallies, the shaking of babies and kissing of hands.

But most of All: I don’t want to work for You, the American People.

You are the President’s boss and frankly from what I’ve seen Y’all don’t know what you want.

Don’t Vote for Jefferson 2024.

You can learn more about why I, Jefferson Thomas Freeman, am wrong for America on my show:

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