Dear Everyone,

It’s Me. Jefferson Thomas Freeman.

I’m sorry to interrupt but I need to.

I think everyone needs to take a deep breath.

Alright,

The Adults don’t know how to tell us that they don’t understand how to defend against social media attacks. Our electoral system is being divided up to the highest bidder. And now our countries can buy policy. I don’t care your party you might think that. That’s why They are pointing fingers at each other because soon they gotta hand this hunkajunk country to Us. Hell they are openly debating which generation is going to save the world while making us wait to play our turn.

So Next Generation, whoever thy be, please grand me one wish. Let me be me.

I am the greatest person, yet also the worst.

But I’ll do your bidding, if you lend me your bid (vote).

For I am selling my one vote to all bidders.

Please give me money so I can spread the word that my vote for myself is for sale. If money is a form of free speech, than I’d like to use my speech to make money.

Me forrests of the earth are about to go up in smoke, How we gonna breathe y’all. Can we face fact, can we stop owning liberal and pwning conservatives on climate change, because I can’t tell the difference.

But seriously, where does air come from? Trees.

The trees are all burning up.

Where we gonna get our air?

Can someone just be real for a minute.

How to I tell the world that we have a chernobyl supermax situation happening before our very eyes, and all of the adults are just arguing about whatever.

Oh by the way I don’t say Hunkajunk as a term of derision. Does anyone here have good roads?

Good roads without tolls*

Meanwhile the rich are having a contest for who can have the biggest yacht.

I know I am too young to be a Candidate for President of the United States of America. But I am running anyway.

I’m trained in research and social media, but to be honest I

What we gonna do y’all? For realsies.

It’s time to do like Nancy Reagan told us and just say no.

Just say no.

The New Whig party.

And together we will use the government to fix the world so that it does not end with us squabbling. Any