If President,
Want Yacht.

If Y’all want me to be President of the United States of America, I would like one thing in return. I would like for the U.S. Taxpayers to buy me an UltraMegaYacht, hell it won’t even be finished by the time I leave office, but I think it’s important for future Presidents (and I figure ex-presidents can use it anytime the current President isn’t, so it is a little self-serving).

It’s just that if you want the best talent, the type of talent that can lead a massive technological empire, like Zuck, Muck, or Ellison, you need someone who loves Yachts, and Mansions, and Private Jets. If we want to attract good talent to the Job of President, we the people need to be a good Board of Directors and give the President some of the perks of being a titan, and a place to schmooze the dealmakers.

Now I appreciate that the new Air Force One will be ready for my Second term. As an aside we probably gotta tell Boeing we need a 757 Replacement, and we will subsidize the cost of the passenger jet replacement, it’s the only plane with the power to weight ratio range and capacity to be great for government plane. Make it the race-car of the sky but make it more efficient. Maybe it has massive bypass turbofans that make it look like Subulbia’s Pod Racer.

Anyway, the yacht:

I actually think it should be a sailing yacht but, that’s a decent first rendering. And it should still have a small nuclear reactor, like the ones on Attack Submarines for range and power requirements. You the people are going to have to pay for it so we are going to need some massive economic boost, and the building of the Presidential Yacht will provide numerous jobs and reopen currently shuttered shipyards.

But there are real reasons for a Presidential Yacht too besides attracting better candidates for President.

1. Diplomatic Outreach and Soft Power:

  • International Diplomacy: A Presidential Yacht can serve as a unique venue for high-level diplomatic meetings and summits. It offers a neutral, exclusive environment that can facilitate confidential and informal discussions between world leaders.

  • Cultural Exchange: Hosting international delegations on a yacht can be a powerful gesture of hospitality and American soft power, showcasing the country's wealth, technological advancements, and commitment to fostering international relations.

2. Crisis Management and Mobility:

  • Mobile Command Center: Equipped with state-of-the-art communication and security systems, the yacht can function as a mobile command center during international crises or natural disasters, allowing the President to maintain control and coordination while being geographically flexible.

  • Rapid Response: The yacht can quickly relocate to areas of strategic importance or regions in need of direct presidential oversight, offering a versatile platform for addressing global and national emergencies.

3. Security and Privacy:

  • Enhanced Security: The yacht provides a secure and controlled environment, away from the vulnerabilities of terrestrial venues. It can be equipped with advanced surveillance, anti-intrusion, and defensive measures to ensure the President's safety.

  • Privacy for Sensitive Discussions: The isolation of the yacht offers a high degree of privacy, making it ideal for sensitive negotiations and confidential meetings away from the public eye and media scrutiny.

4. Symbol of National Prestige:

  • National Pride: A Presidential Yacht symbolizes national prestige and leadership. It reflects the country's status and ambition, reinforcing the image of a powerful and prosperous nation.

  • Historical Continuity: Many nations maintain official vessels for their leaders as symbols of continuity and tradition. A Presidential Yacht would align with this practice, representing the enduring strength and leadership of the United States.

5. Economic and Environmental Considerations:

  • Economic Stimulus: The construction and maintenance of a Presidential Yacht can stimulate the domestic economy, providing jobs and promoting the maritime industry.

  • Sustainability Showcase: The yacht can serve as a demonstration of American innovation in sustainable technologies, featuring eco-friendly propulsion systems, renewable energy sources, and green building materials, setting an example for environmental stewardship.

Conclusion:

While the idea of a Presidential Yacht may initially appear extravagant, a detailed analysis reveals significant strategic, diplomatic, and symbolic benefits. It can enhance the President's ability to lead effectively, foster international relationships, and project national power and prestige. By incorporating advanced security and sustainable technologies, the yacht can also reflect America's commitment to innovation and environmental responsibility.