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Seems to be family of box-shaped musical instruments of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone type.
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Idk I need to see it before I really understand it, that’s why I am making this to see what it looks like once it’s published. You, if You are looking at this, should not vote for me. I am the type of man who would make a website like this and promote it with stickers You put on trashcans. Don’t vote for me, I will use the office of the Presidency to build a trash empire or something for me to inherit when I leave the office.
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You should have dismissed this website as soon as you saw it. You’re actually considering the merits of a faceless website about an unstable idiot named Jefferson Thomas Freeman. Me.
Haven’t you heard about the future?
I commence the 3rd Continental Congress and it ruins everything.
Everything gets much worse after I do that, and that’s why I’m back in order to stop myself. I think we can hijack a better timeline from another reality if I’m not President.
Anyway, now that I’ve figured that whole Accordion thing, I’m ready to tell you Why?
Why? IDK, read the vertical letters over that way <———
Why should you not vote for me? I don’t know anything.
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Don’t make this website Jefferson! You’re supposed to be working or something. There’s plenty to do it just feels like there’s no way to help, but that doesn’t mean you should stop hustling at full speed to get ahead of everyone else before the next slowing. Don’t throw out recyclables, don’t spill oil in a river delta, don’t dislike these paper straws. Well, Don’t vote for me. I Don’t want to work for You!
Bleh, I’m just mad at myself, everything feels fruitless in this reality. It’s just an endless cycle of distracting ourselves until it’s too late to do anything about what we were distracting ourselves from in the first place. That’s why I am starting early in my endeavor to stop myself from becoming President of the United States of America, perhaps the inevitable is really just editable. i Don’t know anything.
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The President is supposed to be Smart right? He/She/They should have lots of Knowledge right?
Knowledge of how to look good at a desk, knowledge of how to make money from bankrupting casinos with your own name on them, or just knowledge of where your long-form birth certificate is.
I have none of those pieces of knowledge, nor really do I know anything else. I have thoughts and ideas but I barely paid attention in school and just did enough of the busy work assigned to me in order to keep my Parents from bothering me. I wish I had paid more attention in class but I was too distracted by the internet. I pretty much absorbed all of this nonsense swirling around in the tangled mess of my mind from Wikipedia.
We cannot afford a wikipedia President.
In fact I just got distracted by the internet once more, it was twitter this time but I prefer google earth or porn if I’m going to waste time.
Anyway, I’m just not cut out for the job, no matter what They tell You. Besides I already told You. I don’t Know anything!
Don’t vote for Jefferson 2024
ANYTHING!
I don’t know anything.
That’s the number one reason you should not vote for me.
I don’t know anything, my brain is unorganized, and I’m distractible.
I’ll think of more reasons later.
Oh yeah, I’m lazy.
Yeah, reason 2: I’m Lazy, Don’t vote for me.