Why I’m Wrong for America

The Presidency of Jefferson Thomas Freeman is a disaster. I plan to be ripe with fraud, secrecy and outright lies to the American people. I would like to embezzle funds to personally enrich myself and use my insider knowledge as the President to trade stocks and securities based on information not yet available to the public.

I use taxpayer money to fund a mega-yacht addiction that gets so bad I have to get an exploratory yacht like the one below so that I can us submersibles to look at the bottoms of glaciers as they crumble just to get my fix. I extend the helicopter pads on several so that the presidential helicopter can go directly to my third yacht parked in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay.

The 3rd Continental Congress, my landmark piece of legislation is likely to go sideways almost immediately.