From the Campaign Against Jefferson | September 17th 2021

As read on Jefferson Reads the News: Sept 17th, 2021

         To be clear I am running against myself for President of the United States of America. But I am also running against everyone else for now. I hope another candidate who has ideas that actually address the Problems of the Planet (POTPs) arises before I inevitably win. I don't want to be President of the United States of America. Y'all seem like a bunch of Morons and I prefer my bosses to be smarter than me.

         As President I will have to answer to the You the People of the United States of America. I don't like most of the You the People. Y'all seem either thoughtfully vapid or out of your minds.

         However, it is not up to me who is President of the United States of America, and since my Presidency is inevitable I must at least do my best to stop myself.

         Please don't vote for me.

I’m Jefferson Thomas and I approved this message.