We don't have enough trains in this nation.

I’m a huge fan of flying, I think you get there too fast.

I do love airplanes.

And I know as President I’ll need to do a lot of flying to places all over the world to shake hands with The queen, butter The kaiser’s bun, perhaps dip dumplings with The emperor.

I just know I’m gonna be flying in Air Force One a bunch to France for a good baguette, but for domestic travel here in the United States, I think a train would be quite nice.
I’m frankly pretty disappointed in this country because I’m President soon unfortunately, and it would be nice to use the Presidential Bullet Train to go from DC to Minnesota for the National Pancake Dinner or whatever.

Anyway, Don’t Vote for Me, I don’t want the job.