October 5th, 2021 | Pandora Papers and Facebook Leak

Dear Everyone,

Over the past couple of days both the Pandora Papers and a massive trove of files from a facebook whistleblower have been released.

Both show the inevitability of my ascension to the Presidency. There will be 2 more years of news before my opponents know who they are and another year of Campaigning against myself in the face of more of the usual bullshit that poiticians spew.

The American people will eventually realize that a 3rd Continental Congress is the only way to Refound the United States of America in a way that is acceptable to most.

The rich are not only hiding their money so they don't have to pay for the potholes on the highway near you but they are actively investing in social media platforms that make your mental health worse.

Please don't vote for me, I still don't want to have You the American people as my boss, but I am seeing the signs everyday that I don't have a choice in the matter.

Sincerely,
Jefferson Thomas
The Next President, Unfortunately.