October 26th 2021 | Great Resignation

Dear Everyone,

I am glad that the workers of this country are standing up together for themselves once again.

It was standing up together that got us the 40 hour work week, standing up together is what ensured children didn't have to work in sausage factories or something.

But as President I will not make life easier for all Americans. We have a lot of work to do in order to build back better or whatever. To be honest I don't want to build back better I want to build something new which is going to take even more work than just fixing what we have better.

And so while I can promise the American people that I will try my best as president, I am going to need the same promise from you the people.

Under my leadership America will build a nation that can weather the next few centuries of unstable climate. A nation that is more resilient and at ease.

That will require the hard work of millions of people all working towards a common cause.  And so I end with a question: If your job had greater meaning would you be more willing to keep it?

Please don't vote for me, I'll put you back to work.

Sincerely, JT