Campaign Statement on the Harvest Moon | September 21st, 2021

It was a full moon last night, the harvest moon no less and staring at the moon for over an hour through binoculars on my roof last night I remembered that I am just a speck of flesh on this big blue marble floating through space just like all of you are.

And frankly I'm scared. It feels like the world may be coming to and end if we don't do something. And so I am doing something, my complaining at the news is like the butterfly that killed all the dinosaurs or something.

Anyway, The 3rd Continental Congress, this time we'll invite all the continents. As I think about the unfolding consequences of our actions over the past century or two I cannot help but wonder if future harvest moons will rise over our centralized mechanized food chain with spite.

The moon has been watching us this whole time and it speaks through wobbles.

I'm Jefferson Thomas and this is why you shouldn't vote for me.