Campaign Statement on Self-trust | September 22nd 2021

Dear Everyone,

Staying in the moment is hard, it's even harder when you know what your future holds. In my case a rogue Ai I lost control of is going to brainwash the world populace into electing me President of Earth eventually.

This is not a future I particularly want, a future where I have to actually contend with the world’s problems lest I merely descend into selfish autocracy with my newly found power. I barely trust myself with the power I already have.

Anyway,

Please don’t vote for me.

Sincerely,
Jefferson Thomas