July 25, 2025

Phew, let’s see.
The news since June 17, 2025.

Trump didn’t know Epstein.

Or if he did, he wasn’t really his friend.

Or if he was, he didn’t do anything.

Or if he did, those other people did far worse.

They are the real pedos, he’s not a pedo, technically.

And if you think he is, he doesn’t want your support anyway.

So, that’s all I have to say about that.

Other non-poetic news:

The Supreme Court upheld that States’ Government can ban underage transvestites and track your pornography use if they want to.

I’m not antisemitic (I love the jews), but from my read of the news they seem to be trying to kill all the Palestinians because the Palestinians overly cruelly lashed out against the conditions of their effective servitude.

In international news:

Those limey bastards across the pond are struggling with half-doctors wanting higher pay, and the general collapse of socialized healthcare, while we take healthcare away and can’t figure out how to make it cheaper.

Heatwaves are widespread this summer, from Europe where they don’t drink enough water and don’t really have AC to the Mid-Atlantic where electricity just doubled in price because of AI.

And finally, for the future weather story of the week: Mega-haboob shuts down Phoenix Skyharbor.

Don’t vote for me in 2028, I can’t keep up.