July 26, 2025
Since yesterday, let’s see.
Our president is positing a new conspiracy theory to battle the Epstein conspiracy theory, so he buggered off to Scotland.
South Park showed a dramatization of the President’s penis, and the Whitehouse didn’t like it.
Israel has decided to let some food in to the Palestinians they are denying that they are starving.
Uh, as we knew Americans like lower taxes but not government service cuts, as the US economy looks peculiar on spreadsheets.
Oh, another Kennedy, Joe III has answers to our problems.
We’re losing the rare rock race, and no one wants to run.
The President wants to personally train the Bureau of American AI.
Weather continues to be weird worldwide but there’s less bugs.
As always, don’t vote for me, I don’t want to deal with this stuff.
That’s all for today.