Campaign Statement on Digital Tracking | September 23rd 2021

Dear Everyone,

I would first like to apologize to my communications director for not reading yesterday’s campaign statement despite my contractual obligation to do so. I will read it now.

Now back to today’s statement.

Big tech tracks most of what we do online these days. They use these data points to create psychographic profiles of their users to better serve ads. I know that this is not only good but necessary, and once I am President I will grant SaturaVeritas regulatory permission to track the imagination of all users who don’t opt out of the burgeoning Ai start-up’s services.

SaturaVeritas will work closely with my administration to understand the subconscious of every American so that together we can help citizens better serve the future. Free will is an exhausting principle and I believe we would be better without it.

Please don’t vote for me.

Sincerely,

Jefferson Thomas