Press Release on Stopping Myself | September 27th, 2021

Dear Everyone,

Whether you are an American Citizen or a Citizen of Earth I implore you to do everything in your power to prevent me from getting elected President of the United States of America.

Your actions will not make a difference because my inheritence of the Presidency is inevitable but I think it's important for humanity to test our free will one last time.

As President I will be forced to lead the United States and later the world through the calamities our past actions have wrought. From deciding which coastal communities we can save to which forests are no longer safe for habitation. During these accelerating harrowing events we are currently ignoring the possibility of I will try to reinvent government to better ensure human rights in the age of AI.

I will likely fail at all of these tasks, or at least not complete them up to You standards. So I issue this Press Release in order to beg you not to vote for me so that I may experience the end of the world in peace rather than in power.

Sincerely,
Jefferson Thomas